Celebrations, beef, the gym, diets, plastic forks, being single, dreams, men starving, music and art teachers, barfing kids, prison, dogs, names, ethnics, figure skating, cops
Superbowl, being Jewish, commercials, MTV, football, Christmas, candy corn, the end of the universe, Starbux, Jerry Fowell, 9/11
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Kevin Brennan
New York, club, women, sex, pot, too fat, nationalities, cow tipping, Bible, Titanic, elevator, designated driver
Bruce Bruce
Fall on lady, black & white people, for the love of..., rednecks in a bar, stretchmarks, airport, being big, caughing, bad breath, cigarettes, old people, his mom, women
Sean Cullen
Singing, baby, safe house, chimp-loving lady, movies, James Bond music, evil villians, wood & cheese & children
Don "D.C." Curry
Humble, inventions, year 2000 end of world, God, kids, Easter, Clinton, Jerry Springer, his parents, whites and blacks, dog
Jim David
Guns, New Yorkers, children, cat, drugs, school, computers, Bailworlf in the library, Brittish, politics
Bil Dwyer
Rolling Stones, religion, armenians, panhandlers, stripclubs, gamblers, old people, cats and kids, bed monsters, zoo, his dad, lots of wives
Adam Ferrara
Los Angeles, Moses, Catholic, Uncle 8 o'clock, his parents, his childhood, his girlfriend, shower, sleeping man,
Hugh Fink
His name, restraunt, romantic, Texas, time zone, New York, his dad, death, sports, playing his violin
Pablo Francisco
Techno, piercings, tons of sound effects and voice imitations, music, females, movie theater voice
Jim Gaffigan
Indiana, New York, attractive strangers, drinking/mayonaise, Mexican food, glasses, being lazy, TV channels, movies, Catholic kids, the Pope
Greg Giraldo
New York City, homeless, getting fat, obese epidemic, exercising, gay stereotype, news/weather, interviews, Taco Bell dog, his wife, Titanic, diseases, sex drive. (he's an awesome comedian who deserves a higher score, but of course i only count quantity, not quality)
Judy Gold
Aspen, smoking friend, being a comedian, OCD, food poison, her mother, bachelor game for the elderly, Jewish, politically correct, nasal, jobs, Anne Frank house, New York
Darrell Hammond
New York, ghosts, love, German wife, Oval Office, Clinton, presidents, arguing with women
Jeremy Hotz
Toronto, Canada, being cold, poo, Cheezies, bus, Chinatown, bowling, his nose, hair, Canadian army and flag, Prime Minister, Texas accent, speaking French, mail cookies, tampons/pads - Always, zoo, plunger, nasal problems, doctor, dentist. 9/10/03 update: view my transcript of his other act
Tight clothes, LA, Keanu Reeves, her hunka-junk car 89 Mazda, doing stand-up comedy, selling candy, D&D, video games
Dwayne Kennedy
9-11 attacks, Bible, religion, last day living, bricks, Mexicans, terrorism, racism
Elvira Kurt
Enjoy life, being a kid, computers, toothbrush, safety, playground, being a lesbian
Stephen Lynch
Guitar songs (sings and plays guitar very well): superhero, special Fred, divorce, taxi driver, in love with a hermaphrodite, if i were gay (he has 3 CDs out as of May 2007)
Kathleen Madigan
Flying, airplanes, Canada, Mexico, nap, self-perscription, Cinco de Mayo, moral leader, figure skating, autobiography, marathon, smoking, Chinese, sponsor-a-kid, end of the world, UFOs, evolution, George Bush Jr
Sabrina Matthews
Grocery story, ice cream, being a lesbian, brail, Alanis Morisette, airplane, job interview, skirt, drugs, motorcycle, Denny's
Celine Dion, Titanic, ex-boyfriends, Star Trek, dorks, advice, senior prom, tanning, yardsale, gym, being a woman
Ardal O'Hanlon
Ireland, being Irish, Americans complaining, pain, doctors, marathon fun run, smuggle drugs, sheep, driving drunk in NY, ambulance, shaving, sleeping, holiday, books, sex, his dad
Patrice O'Neal
White girls' butts, sniper, black guys, being racist, receipt, arrogance, George Bush, Clinton
The Sklar Brothers
Jewish twins, TV, normal girls gone wild, telemarketing, their parents, news satellite and helicopter, hip hop Hot 97 radio, free time, strip club DJ, straight guys, music
Nick Swardson
Story-telling, getting stabbed, funeral, drugs, Planet Hollywood, Vanna White, study apes, Pokemon, games, his grandma and old people, swearing, the future. 3/25/04 update: view my incomplete transcript of his act
